JOYPOPP - VOLUPTÉ //THE VIDEO//

J O Y P O P P - V O L U P T É //THE VIDEO//

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☆☆☆TNUC's TANTALIZING TAGLINE CONTEST☆☆☆

A scenario: Its a cold, stormy afternoon. Mom surprisingly bought your story of being too sick to go to school and Dad is too wrapped up in the corporate world and office life to give a damn. You've got the day to yourself and you can think of nothing better than walking down to your local video outlet to see what new VHS titles have arrived in the erotic thriller section.

The walk down to the store in the rain feels like forever, and you pause for a moment, thinking maybe you should have just put on the Lifetime Movie Network to feed your erotic thirst, but no, you're stronger than that, and your looking for something better, so you continue your journey. Finally you arrive. You're suddenly pulled in from some hypnotic tractor beam through a thick, dense fog into the erotic thriller section. The never-ending collection of irresistible titles and cover artwork at your video store is overwhelming. All those women, the long legs, black stalkings, full-body fishnets, dangerous deceptions, voyeurism, silhouetted outlines, red lipstick and of course the seduced and helpless looks on the faces of every man. You begin to sweat. You want to take each and every VHS home with you and start a vicious collection. But you can't, you're forced to make the decision of choosing ONE title. Which ONE will it be? Which ONE piece of cover artwork is going to steal your desires? Which ONE tagline is going to rob your heart and pull you in?

Disciples, this is the TNUC TANTALIZING TAGLINE CONTEST. Everyone knows theres nothing like a provocative, tantalizing tagline placed so gracefully on the cover of an erotic thriller VHS box to lure you in and make you bravely go up to the store clerk and hand over your chosen rental. This is where TNUC needs your help! If you have what it takes to come up with the sexiest, beastiest tagline for his new video, YOU win yourself a TNUC T-Shirt + DVD copy of all TNUC video paraphernalia ever released! Here are a few examples of red-hot taglines used for classics in sultry cinema:

She was seduced into a world of sexual adventure...and dangerous deception.

Too provocative to resist. Too dangerous to ignore.

A woman to die for. A secret to kill for.

Step into a world of private fantasies and forbidden pleasures.

Trapped by a burning secret, torn by a blazing desire.

The only thing hotter than her dreams...is reality.

He stole her diaries, broke into her dreams and became her desires.

Do you have what it takes? Watch the video, multiple times if needed, then submit your tagline entries to the official TNUC Facebook page by June 14th, 2011 to win one of these hot numbers!

100% Cotton (sz S/M/L)

200% The teachers gonna hate it

300% MANIMAL

BLIND TIPPING.

Time to take a plunge into the art and lifestyle of Blind Tipping. Its a genre that is often shadowed by its more popular older brother, the genre of Shade Tipping. Michael J. Fox, Corey Feldman and Tom Cruise were hard supporters of lowering their sunglasses and brought this movement to all us video vamps. But today we're spotlighting their much less talked about, younger-bastard children, the Blind Tippers.

Have any other Blind Tippers in your collection? Share them at Facebook.com/UncleTNUC

FALLEN WARRIOR OF THE WIND.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage brought more neon and oil to the ring than anyone in the WWF. I don't know the details of his death, but hopefully when he went down, he was driving a pink + yellow monster truck with a shark-teeth front grille and it shot gallons of confetti upon impact. To honor this fallen warrior of the wind, Futurecop! have comprised the following eclectic mix. There are a few weaklings on here, pretty sure I don't have to mention which i'm referring to after you read the tracklist. But don't panic, because heaters from Mr. Mister, Fred Falke and a track from the Flight of the Navigator soundtrack will wash over you with relief.

Futurecop! - Macho Man Randy Savage Mix (Nite Versions Mix) by NiteVersions

01. Alan Silverstri – Robot Romp (Flight Of The Navigator OST)
02. Robots With Rayguns – Sugar Baby
03. The Drums – Me & The Moon (Clock Opera Remix)
04. Family Force 5 – Dance Or Die
05. Cut Copy – Take Me Over
06. Mr Mister – Is It Love
07. Janet Jackson – Escapade (Fiero Remix)
08. Saves The Day – Freakish
09. Futurecop! – The Only Way (Dreams)
10. StardonE – Love Fighter
11. Kele – Everything You Wanted (Fred Falke Remix)
12. Bag Raiders – Sunlight
13. Futurecop! – Is It A Crime?
14. Luther Vandross – The Best Things In Life Are Free
15. Def Leppard – When Love & Hate Collide

RENEGADE.

He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter, a RENEGADE.

It was only a matter of time before Lorenzo Lamas and his ride-like-the-wind chopper came tearing up the dusty, sunbaked highway to Camp TNUC. Renegade was the story of Reno Raines, a man framed for a crime he didn't commit. Raines becomes a fugitive and is chased by Bobby Sixkiller, played by Branscombe Richmond. This face should look familiar, after all, he was THE go-to Native American muscle of the 1980's.

Just some of his film & television work you also might have caught him in:

Commando

Knight Rider
Never Too Young To Die

The A-Team
Action Jackson

Misfits of Science
Best Seller

T.J. Hooker
Hero and the Terror

Airwolf
Hard to Kill

Falcon Crest
The Taking of Beverly Hills

Hawaiian Heat
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

T.J. Hooker
Showdown in Little Tokyo

Magnum P.I.
Kindergarten Cop

Baywatch
McGyver
Night Court
Walker, Texas Ranger