For all those who aren't blessed to live at the sunny beaches of Malibu, Waikiki or Curacao, some mastermind had the great idea of inventing the solarium sunbed. Artificial electric tanning for everybody, everywhere in the world. No more excuses for looking pale, flabby and sick. In honor of this big hit of the century, here comes the Mike Ballermann Deep Tan Solarium Mix – especially designed for serious, INTENSE full-body tanning, dedicated to all the sun-addicted disciples of a bronzy look and lifestyle!
Make sure you first listen to this mix when enjoying a deeeeeep intense tanning program, lasting 20 min. minimum in your favorite local solarium. Prepare yourself for a whole new mind and body experience. Press play before putting off your clothes and applying your cold skin with some sunboosting lotion. Close your eyes, lay down on the ultraviolet pipes, turn the volume up to MAX and let MIKE BALLERMANN take your mind to places while your body relaxes and experiences DEEP TAN to the fullest possible extent!
::IMPORTANT:: ANYONE that tries out the mix during a tanning session is strongly urged to share his/her experience on the official Mike Ballermann Facebook page. We cannot stress enough the importance of using this mix to its full advantage under the ultra-violet lights, so please share your thoughts.
Australian future hunters Power Glove just released 'Telecom', a motivational track in which you can literally hear the frequencies and waves blistering between early phone systems such as the Sports Illustrated Football Phone and a cutting edge device like the one pictured above, such as the Radio Shack CT 200 portable phone. Radio Shack keeps you in constant communication with their transportable AND affordable cellular telephone. Use it in the car, so you, or mom and the kids will never have to drive "alone" again. Or pick it up and carry it down the street or at the job site. This 3-watt transportable phone is yours today for the low price of $1199.00 (mobile antenna and portable adapter pack extra).
We should all be proud of Power Glove for having some of their music featured in the upcoming exploitation film Hobo With a Shotgun, which will be in theaters next month. No word of a release date for the soundtrack, but stay tuned.
Just when you thought these two meatballs couldn't possibly do anymore damage than they've already done in the motion picture business and bodybuilding culture, here they are with their bonafide one-and-only hit, 'I'm A Wild One'. Peter Paul and David Paul(The Barbarian Brothers) recorded this to promote their debut film, The Barbarians back in 1987. The musical meatheads were aided by famed soundtrack artist Michael Sembello, who you will hear singing the hook. As you know, Michael is best known for his song, 'Maniac' off the Flashdance soundtrack. He also worked on music for Gremlins and The Monster Squad, among others. My favorite aspect of The Barbarians was that it took place during medieval times yet the two goons have Brooklyn accents. If you are the kind of person that likes 1980's neanderthal vocals mixed with 2nd-grade lyrics, then without further ado, we proudly present 'I'am A Wild One' to you.
Believe it or not, 'I'm A Wild One' is exceedingly rare. The song wasn't featured in any part of the movie and the music heard in The Barbarians was primarily an instrumental score by Pino Donaggio. Aside from this music video, its origin is unknown, which makes it THAT more of a true-blue TNUC anthem.
TNUC (tee-nuk) HAD ALL THE NORMAL TEENAGE FANTASIES...CARS, GIRLS, MONEY. THEN HIS PARENTS LEFT FOR A WEEK, AND ALL HIS FANTASIES CAME TRUE. THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THOSE FANTASIES WILL ALL SLOWLY UNFOLD. TNUC IS A SWEATY TRIP TO THE EDGE, AND PAST IT. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A NEW DIMENSION IN SEDUCTION...WELCOME TO TNUC.
