Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
GET SET TO GET WET!
Break out the mirrors & razor blades, it's Rod Stewart's slick number "Some Guys Have All the Luck" like you've never heard/seen it before. I don't even know where to start. From the pedophile-on-a-coke-bender vocalist to the happy, oily bassists (sporting glittery vests, bandannas and practicing synchronized leg-kicks). And what's with the karate kid character in the back slaying the snare drum? Get Creepy.
I'd like to tip my hat to whoever booked these savages for this party. You better believe that when these guys weren't pulling gigs at bowling alleys and empty disco halls, they were piling into the 84' Chevy Van (the one with the giant, flaming, golden hawk painted on the side and velvet interior) to comb the local high school parking lots, prowling for...
I think I speak for the TNUC disciples when I say that these guys could rock a party at the TNUC dome any time/any place!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN?
ARE YOU READY FOR SUFFERING?
If the answer is YES, then you're ready for CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S WORKOUT!
We wouldn't sell you short with that 24 second clip...so here's the full theme, courtesy of ICS, the network that brought you the #1 rated television show in the whole wide world, THE RUNNING MAN.
Captain Freedom's Workout Theme download
**Remember: Tickets for the ICS studio tour are always available for Class-A citizens in good standing. If you'd like to be a contestant on THE RUNNING MAN, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: ICS Talent Hunt, care of your local affiliate, and then go out and do something really despicable!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Your eyes skim the sleek, sinuous stainless steel body, and all your senses tell you, "I've got to have it!"
The counterbalanced gull-wing doors rise effortlessly, beckoning you inside.
The soft leather seat in the cockpit fits you like it was made for your body.
You turn the key. The light alloy V-6 comes to life instantly.
THE DE LOREAN. Surely one of the most awaited automobiles in automotive history.
It all began with one man's vision of the perfect luxury car. Built for long life, it employs the latest space-age materials.
Of course, everyone stares as you drive by. Sure, they're a little envious. That's expected. After all, you're the one LIVING THE DREAM.
Start living it today at a dealer near you.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Today's installment is one of great importance. This clip is just a mere glimpse into the brilliance that is the 1984 aerobic-exploitation film, Heavenly Bodies. Just a fair warning, don't feel bad when your lifting your jaw up from the floor after you witness the glistening, golden, sweaty delight that is Heavenly Bodies. Girls in leotards, endless montages, crotch-thrusting, abandoned warehouses turned into dance studios...just riveting. Here at the TNUC dome, these things are staples of our lifestyle.
Locating Heavenly Bodies on VHS is rare, but don't fret because the legendary midnight-maniac event New Beverly Midnights here in Los Angeles has screened the flick twice already, and will continue to do so for years to come. TNUC of course attended this years annual event, and let me say, catching this film on the big screen is the way it was meant to be seen. With that said, Heavenly Bodies has only been shown at the theaters three times. Once for its premier in Canada, and twice at New Beverly!
Like the movie, the soundtrack is a rare find. Originally, I had thought of only posting one song from the soundtrack. But that would be weak. At this pummeling dance-ersize studio, these limber ladies have no time for weakness, they're here for one reason: To turn that mush into muscle! So here's the soundtrack...sweat, spandex and all.
Heavenly Bodies Soundtrack (1984) download (alt. link)
1. Bonnie Pointer - The Beast in Me
2. Sparks - Breaking Out of Prison
3. The Tubes - Out of Control
4. Cheryl Lynn - At Last You're Mine
5. Marc Tanner - Look What You've Done to Me
6. Gary Wright - Breakthrough
7. Dwight Tilley - Keep on Working
8. Bonnie Pointer - Heaven
9. Joe Lamont - Love Always Wins
10. Boys Brigade - Into the Flow
Monday, July 6, 2009
Lovelock - South Beach Sunrise by steve moore
Wait for the luscious sounds of the sax to arrive half-way into the song. The marriage of the saxophone and synthesizers is a shot of pure bliss to the senses.
See YOU at the beach. Better pack some watermelon with those cocktails!
Sunday, July 5, 2009
In case you missed it, here's the highly controversial interview that every one's talking about...
Big thanks to FUTURE who were forced to meet TNUC in an undisclosed location somewhere down in the Caribbean for this rare interview, and for asking cool questions.