As the end of summer approaches, September greets us with open arms and becomes our gateway to the crisp and brisk conditions that await us in the following months. Before mentally preparing yourself for the arctic frontier that lies ahead, stop for a moment to consider taking a trip far away from the long and mundane winter you're normally faced dealing with.
This autumn, TNUC cordially invites you for a time-travel-extravaganza vacation to MARS. We've partnered up with Rekall Inc., a corporation that sells exotic and adventurous memory brain implants, to give you a vacation like never before. Face it, a real holiday vacation is a pain. Lousy weather, lost luggage, crooked taxi drivers. But when you travel with Rekall, every thing is perfect. Think about it, what's exactly the same about every vacation you take? The answer is YOU. You're the same. Why not take a vacation from yourself? Rekall can offer you alternate identities while on your trip. Why go to mars as a tourist when you can go as a playboy, famous jock or a secret agent? Sure, this type of traveling won't surface to the general public until the year 2084, and you may have heard rumors about our first traveler who we lobotomized, but TNUC pulled some strings to bring this voyage of a lifetime to you, yes you!
Now before you set sail, I'd like to share a selection which I feel is a healthy choice for your listening pleasure while on your journey to Mars. The first is Electric Light Orchestra's Letter from Spain. This song is a perfect blend of musical atmospherics that serves as the ultimate background music for your descend onto Mars, gazing out the window of your shuttle to cast your eyes on the rich landscapes of this fiery planet.
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Once on Mars, I recommend you make your way over to the popular night-spot in downtown Venus-Ville called The Last Resort. Ask for a triple-breasted-prostitute named Mary. Tell her that TNUC sent you and she will take care of your every need. Here's footage of Douglas Quaid, a man who foolishly passed the opportunity of a lifetime to spend a night with the triple-breasted-mutant. Just remember, tell her Uncle T sent you!
This autumn, TNUC cordially invites you for a time-travel-extravaganza vacation to MARS. We've partnered up with Rekall Inc., a corporation that sells exotic and adventurous memory brain implants, to give you a vacation like never before. Face it, a real holiday vacation is a pain. Lousy weather, lost luggage, crooked taxi drivers. But when you travel with Rekall, every thing is perfect. Think about it, what's exactly the same about every vacation you take? The answer is YOU. You're the same. Why not take a vacation from yourself? Rekall can offer you alternate identities while on your trip. Why go to mars as a tourist when you can go as a playboy, famous jock or a secret agent? Sure, this type of traveling won't surface to the general public until the year 2084, and you may have heard rumors about our first traveler who we lobotomized, but TNUC pulled some strings to bring this voyage of a lifetime to you, yes you!
Now before you set sail, I'd like to share a selection which I feel is a healthy choice for your listening pleasure while on your journey to Mars. The first is Electric Light Orchestra's Letter from Spain. This song is a perfect blend of musical atmospherics that serves as the ultimate background music for your descend onto Mars, gazing out the window of your shuttle to cast your eyes on the rich landscapes of this fiery planet.
Electric Light Orchestra - Letter from Spain download
Once on Mars, I recommend you make your way over to the popular night-spot in downtown Venus-Ville called The Last Resort. Ask for a triple-breasted-prostitute named Mary. Tell her that TNUC sent you and she will take care of your every need. Here's footage of Douglas Quaid, a man who foolishly passed the opportunity of a lifetime to spend a night with the triple-breasted-mutant. Just remember, tell her Uncle T sent you!
But this club had more to offer than just mutant-hookers. Looking back at my expedition to Mars, memories of the many endless nights I spent at The Last Resort are very fuzzy. One memory I do have at this galaxy-hot-spot was when they would dim the lights at midnight. I recall most of my nights drifting into a sea of dance floor violence and italo-mars-disco, with this song echoing in my head as I headed home the following day...
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